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Kalter Hund

Kalter Hund: no-bake loaf of butter biscuits and chocolate

Kalter Hund, the 'cold dog', is the no-bake party cake of West German childhoods, set in a loaf tin in the fridge and sliced into stripes of crisp biscuit and dark chocolate at every 1970s birthday. Recipes from Hamburg to Bavaria differ only in the details; old ones used coconut fat and raw egg, while this version uses dark chocolate, cream and a little coconut oil, so there is nothing raw in it. A common mistake is pouring the chocolate too hot, which softens the biscuits into mush; it should be just warm. Chef's tip: line the tin with cling film overhanging the sides, then you can lift the whole loaf out and slice it with a hot knife.
Total time
35 min
Difficulty
easy
Serves
12
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Ingredients

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Method

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  1. Step 1: Line a 25 cm loaf tin with cling film, leaving plenty overhanging.

    3 min
  2. Step 2: Warm the ¾ cup double cream and 3 ½ oz coconut oil in a saucepan over a low heat until the oil melts and the cream steams. Take off the heat and stir in the 9 oz dark chocolate (50–60% cocoa) and 3 ½ oz milk chocolate until smooth and glossy.

    5 min
  3. Step 3: Sift in the 2 tbsp cocoa powder and 1 ¾ oz icing sugar, add the 1 tsp vanilla extract and stir until smooth. Leave to cool for 5–10 minutes until just warm to the touch.

    10 min
  4. Step 4: Spread 3 tablespoons of chocolate over the base of the tin and lay in a layer of 10 ½ oz rectangular butter biscuits, trimming to fit. Repeat chocolate and biscuits, finishing with chocolate; you should get 6–7 biscuit layers.

    15 min
  5. Step 5: Tap the tin on the worktop to settle the chocolate, cover and chill for at least 4 hours, until firm all the way through.

    5 min
  6. Step 6: Lift out with the cling film and cut into 1.5 cm slices with a knife dipped in hot water. Keep in the fridge for up to 5 days.

    5 min

Nutrition per serving

Calories
380 kcal
Protein
4 g
Carbs
34 g
Fat
26 g
Fibre
3 g

Nutrition values are estimates.

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Recipe by

KrazyBadal

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Good to know

How long does kalter Hund take?
About 35 minutes in total: 30 minutes to prepare and 5 minutes to cook.
How many people does it serve?
12 as written. Change the servings above the ingredients and every amount scales to match.
Is it vegetarian?
Yes. It has no meat or fish.
Can I make it ahead?
Yes. It keeps well, so you can cook it earlier in the day or the day before and reheat it.
What can I use instead of double cream?
Whipping cream, same amount (less rich; whips softer).
What can I use instead of cocoa powder?
Drinking chocolate, same amount (sweeter, so cut the sugar).

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